My latest for iMedia Connection. Go read it if you’re curious about zombie social networks. Really, they exist and they offer serious business opportunities. If I were laughing, it might not be so funny.

Special thanks to all the people who helped out: Benjamin Christie of Gourmet Ads, Greg March of Wieden+Kennedy, Larry Weintraub of Fanscape, Ryan Stoner and Shervin Samari of OMELET, Doug Schumacher and Jennifer Sparks of Basement Inc, and of course my very understanding editor, Lori Luetchtefeld.